Tired of boring patches? Time to add some detonating personality to your gear! This 3″ embroidered patch is designed after the classic claymore “clacker” but comes with ZERO actual explosives (your range buddies will thank you). Olive drab body, bold yellow “Mystery Mouskatool” text, and a Velcro backing so you can “arm” your hat, backpack, or plate carrier in seconds.
Why you’ll love it:
3″ tall — perfectly sized for a laugh without blowing your cover.
Velcro-backed for quick swaps (no wires required).
Durable stitching built to survive blast radius banter.
Makes an excellent gift for range rats, veterans, or anyone who just needs a morale boost that clicks.
Deploy it on your kit and let the laughs (not the shrapnel) fly.
Tired of boring patches? Time to add some detonating personality to your gear! This 3″ embroidered patch is designed after the classic claymore “clacker” but comes with ZERO actual explosives (your range buddies will thank you). Olive drab body, bold yellow “Mystery Mouskatool” text, and a Velcro backing so you can “arm” your hat, backpack, or plate carrier in seconds.
Why you’ll love it:
3″ tall — perfectly sized for a laugh without blowing your cover.
Velcro-backed for quick swaps (no wires required).
Durable stitching built to survive blast radius banter.
Makes an excellent gift for range rats, veterans, or anyone who just needs a morale boost that clicks.
Deploy it on your kit and let the laughs (not the shrapnel) fly.
